yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

shaving23spiders:

i took down all the posters in my room and have decided that the only thing i will have on my walls is this bar of soap

expertcosmotips:

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

expiry:

writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot